Why You Believe In Astrology 🔮

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Morning psychic!

News flash.

Horoscopes are one, big, heaping pile of lies.

I said it.

It’s true.

Just imagine you open up your daily horoscope:

Ladies, hang on.

We’ve created a problem in the astrological-time continuum.

These statements are intentionally vague and general.

They apply to almost anyone.

They’re called Barnum Statements – named after P.T. Barnum, the freak-show guy that could make people believe anything:



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Back to that disgusting fish thing..

Too bad that’s a monkey sewed to a fish tail.

Don’t be fooled…

Stay Cute,
Henry & Dylan 🌈

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