Horoscopes are one, big, heaping pile of lies.
I said it.
Just imagine you open up your daily horoscope:
Ladies, hang on.
We’ve created a problem in the astrological-time continuum.
These statements are intentionally vague and general.
They apply to almost anyone.
They’re called Barnum Statements – named after P.T. Barnum, the freak-show guy that could make people believe anything:
WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT! 👆
This is an ad. And you’re under arrest.
Cause of arrest?
Your sh*tty videos.
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Back to that disgusting fish thing..
Too bad that’s a monkey sewed to a fish tail.
Don’t be fooled…
Henry & Dylan 🌈
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