Why Do Dogs Get Zoomies?

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Morning Doggos!

Check this out:

Insane, right?

~The Zoomies~

But WHY does every dog suffer from this affliction?

Let’s go to your house:

You’re just chillin

When your stupid furry friend trots in

Then literally out of nowhere..

Ya..

The zoomies are real though!

They’re actually called:

Aka

Why??

Because dogs evolved to hunt, run, explore, and solve little problems on their own.

Things where they MOVE all day.

But then we took modern dogs and..

..put them inside all day.

They spend a lot of time doing nothing.

So their energy builds up.

And like a soda can you’ve shaken all day

Like after a bath:

When you get home

Orrrr after a good poo

Stay Hyper,
Henry & Dylan 🌈

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